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Saturday, 11 September 2010

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Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe says that the first time he heard Justin Bieber sing he thought he was a woman.

"And he still does", according to his friend, Neil Solomon.

"Yeah, Daniel says that he thinks Bieber is a woman. He even went to one of the concerts with old clothes on so no one would recognize him. "I still think Bieber is a woman", he told me."

Most would disagree with Radcliffe and even his friend Solomon doesn't think that Bieber is a woman.

"I think he's a girl!"

One thing about it, Danielle Radcliffe is a male as he's performed in the nude in a play between his roles as Harry Potter.

What does Bieber say?

"Radcliffe is an old man", a reporter stated that Bieber told him. "He's so Yesterday and I'm so Today that he can't stand me being famous like he was once upon a time."

Meanwhile, police have decided not to put Bieber in jail for hitting them with water balloons while they were on crowd patrol.

"If he went to a crowded jail or prison, I'd say he was a girl for sure", stated the policeman who wasn't happy getting wet.

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