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Thursday, 9 September 2010

There have been several press reports lately that Robert Pattinson, shadow Tim Sturridge and another friend, have been on the road. They have been seen at several stops on their way driving down from LA to, possibly New Orleans, where Kristen Stewart is currently filming.

A source in the Crickets bar said the group had been overheard talking about their filming of their trip so far. There was a heated debate over the credits of their road trip movie and who would be listed as director.

Allegedly, Tom was saying it should be him as he'd done most of the filming, Robert was saying it should be him for funding it, and the other friend, said it should be him for putting up with the other two arguing, Robert's snoring, Tom grinding his teeth in his sleep, and the fact that no-one wanted his autograph when they stopped off somewhere. The latter seemed to be his biggest gripe.

Somewhere in the midst of the debated, the barman said he would not serve them, until they confirmed that the bar staffs names, and the other patrons names would appear on the credits.

The trio left the bar shortly after that.

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