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Wednesday, 8 September 2010

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AS if anyone really cares, hideous TV-fungus Danielle Staub is officially gone from Real Housewives of New Jersey after two seriously drama-packed...

Ok, seriously. Does anyone really give a crap about this woman? I mean, give me a break. You know, we all have seen pictures of the carvinal freakshows that used to travel the country in the 19th and early 20th century, and we look down our noses at them.

But is this sh-t any different?

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Danielle Staub is a dolt? That is all.

This hideous creature, who now considers herself above all of this, attempted to perpetuate her 15 minutes of "Real Housewives" fame by releasing a sex tape. Jesus Christ, if I wanted to see some hideous senior citizen hobbing a knob I'd open my eyes while Betty White blows me.

"I'm way too good for this," sayd f--ktard Staub, 148, told whatever a--hole tabloid writer bothered to listen. "They have used me about as much as I can be used."

"I think it's time for me to move on and upward," says Staub. "I don't see any interest for me to be attacked like that."

(One of the other ridiculous attention-whores on her show ripped out her hair extensions, and another one threatened to knock her false teeth.)

"I mean, what's left for [the other castmates]? To kill me?"

Yes, please?

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