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Tuesday, 7 September 2010

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Angela doesn't look like ol King Canute, but maybe she possesses the same powers?

Charitable superstar and mother of half of Africa, Angela Jolie, has decided to extend her passion for the "muy pobres" of the world by travelling to flood stricken Pakistan.

When asked what she would actually be doing there she replied:

"I'm so rich and they're so poor, I believe in miracles (well she did marry Brad Pitt) and hope to help those wretched 'little people' in their fight against the floods."

What Angela is actually attempting to do was taken from the ancient British King Canute who sat in his throne at the seaside and attempted to turn back the waves and got pretty wet in the process (loony)!

Angela said, "I've read all about King Canute and he has inspired me to attempt the same trick in Pakistan so all of the 'little people' can rebuild their mud huts and continue their miserable lives, it's the least I can do!"

Brad Pitt is supporting Angela and has promised that as soon as she retruns home he will make sure she enters rehab for a total rest and hopefully it will cure her eccentric behaviour, "King Canute my butt," he was heard whispering.

Maybe Angela should stay in the kitchen and copy that other great King, Alfred, who burnt his cakes, much bigger chance of success!

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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