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Topics: Miley Cyrus

Tuesday, 7 September 2010

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After all the recent articles about Miley Cyrus that are sex oriented, the young actress and singer got the best of some reporters she saw waiting outside a club to catch some Hollywood types that were inside.

So they were caught at just the right time for a good old-fashioned mooning!

Cyrus apparently paid a taxi driver quite a bit of extra money to drive her as close to the pack of reporters as possible.

Once there, she suddenly dropped her pants and mooned the whole crew, who were so surprised that there is only their word against hers that it ever happened.

"They didn't know who's butt it was, if it WAS me", she laughed later. "Even the taxi driver was watching the crowd closely so as not to hit anyone, so he can't confirm it either."

Cyrus stated that she was seeking revenge for how she has been treated lately in the press and that, indeed, revenge was sweet!

"That is, if I had actually did the mooning bit! If so, I'd call it, Twilight: The Mooning Of The Paparazzi!"

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