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Monday, 6 September 2010

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Alex Reid to box George Linekar's ears....easy target say critics

Alex Reid, cage-fighting husband of Katie Price, aka Katie Reid, aka Jordan, is said to be furious at pictures released today of his wife, looking decidedly worse for wear, leaving the popular night-spot Mahiki arm in arm with teenager George Linekar.

George, the 'bug-eyed' 18 year-old son of footballer-turned-presenter Gary Linekar, has been romantically linked with a number of extremely attractive young women. Unfortunately George's most recent girl-friend, Big Brother 10 winner Sophie Reade, unceremoniously dumped George recently, blaming his excessive partying, drinking and general immaturity.

So, it would appear that George and Jordan have a lot in common and might make the perfect couple. Jordan certainly has form with the younger man. At the age of 25, she famously seduced Gareth Gates when he was a mere 17 and a stuttering virgin.

It would now appear that she has her sights set on party animal and ET lookalike George Linekar, unless husband Reid has anything to do with it.

'He'd better leave my wife alone', warned an angry Reid earlier today. 'You might think that he looks odd now, but when I've finished with the little b*****d, he'll make the elephant man look like George f*****g Clooney'.

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