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Wednesday, 8 September 2010

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Taylor's popularity has actually increased after the Kanye West microphone stealing incident.

CRAB ORCHARD, West Virginia - Kanye West had just finished performing before a crowd of 17, at The Motel Three's lounge in Crab Orchard.

Afterward he was asked how he was getting along. He grinned and said that he wasn't getting along too good. He said that in just one quick, stupid, jump on the stage he had gone from performing before 30,000 people to performing before 17 people and 8 of them were family members.

West, who was instantly dubbed West the Pest, said that had he known he was going to receive such a backlash he would have made it a point to have gone to the restroom when Taylor Swift walked up on stage.

He added that he had no idea that the skinny little white sista had so many, many fans, and angry fans at that.

West said that the incident has certainly affected his record sales as his last two singles "Yo Yo, Lissen Up Ho" and "Say Bitch, Whatcha mean I Need To Start Buying Baby Diapers And Stuff?" sold 14 songs and 9 songs.

Kanye has tried to call Taylor but says that her voice mailbox is always full. He told Ellen DeGeneres that he is planning on writing an apology song to Taylor and hopes that she will like it, accept his apology, and tell him that he really ain't such a bad 'Fro Bro' after all.

In a related story. Taylor Swift was asked if the rumors about her recording a song with the somewhat dysfunctional Taylor Momsen were true. Swift laughed and said that she would never want to be in the same city with the arrogantly conceited Momsen, much less record a song with her.

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