Ashton Kutcher was seen making out with Demi Lovato at a local restaurant. When confronted, he appeared to be confused and said "what, you mean there are two women in this world with the name Demi?" It was then explained to him that while his wife, Demi's name is pronounced "Dee Mee," Demi Lovato pronounces her name "Deh-Mi." "Oh," said Kutcher, "now it makes sense. I didn't know that."
Ashton is known to be very loyal to Demi Moore, his wife of 5 years, but he does tend to get confused easily when around other women. "As always, Demi, that's "Dee-Mee" came to his defense and said that even if the rumors were true, she's not going to get on him about it. "He's so totally devoted to me that even if he did mess around with another woman, I'm convinced he'd have me in his brain the whole time." Ashton agreed. "If anything, Demi's the slut, not me," he laughed. "I'm just confused."
We aren't sure which Demi Ashton just called a slut.