Wayne Rooney has revealed why he was so miserable in South Africa (it wasn't the vuvuzelas either), he didn't miss Coleen his pregnant wife, he missed his £1K a night Hooker!
As the nation waited for Roon to perform in South Africa his mind and his over-excited, impatient "dick" were too busy thinking and playing about with other things, Jennifer Thompson a brunette bombshell (at least she is roughly his age!).
Now it's all come out and Coleen will certainly dump Wayne, who cares, there's plenty of Bimbo's queueing up for the multi-millionaire superstar and his throbbing, Liverpudlian "hammer" to score a few more "penalties"!
Boris Becker, Tiger Woods, Peter Crouch, etc, and now Wayne Rooney has jumped on the band wagon. Who needs a missus when young hot "pussy" is just waiting to be stroked, licked and poked by impatient superstars who just can't get enough, miaouw!
Infidelity is "in" and the rest of the world should (or already has) follow suit, abandon marriage as a Dodo (especially at a certain time of the month and when the missus is pregnant!) and "lay" what ever crosses one's path, but not at a £grand a night, (such expensive pussies are only reserved for our our over-payed, pampered superstars).
Volga from the Olga is going cheap though, 10 Roubles an hour, nasty!!!!!