It's been pretty well publicised already that cute 'girl next door' Friends actress Jennifer Aniston is to go topless in the upcoming movie 'Wanderlust.'
The real reason for ongoing debate seems to revolve around whether darling Jen has perhaps left it too late to flash her baps in public.
"She's knocking on a bit in years these days," Canadian granny hugger Justin Bieber allegedly told a friend in confidence. Which was eventually betrayed. "But I could still get a bit of a stonker on for her. She's quite sexy in an elderly fashion."
SEN showbiz supremo Buffty Ginslinger, a bit of a ladies man himself, told us:
"Oh she'll be well worth clocking, right enough. But she should have done it years ago. When her breasticles were all pert and firm. Not that she probably has a floppy top set, but with boobies, usually it's a case of the younger the better."
We caught up with a bunch of renegade Spoof.com writers outside the Eclipse pub in downtown Winchester on Friday the 13th. Looking like a bunch of rag tag refugees from an episode of Last of the Summer Wine, they roared their approval.
"Jen's real cute," the American detective one told us.
"She'll do for me," the chemist said.
"Splendid," the Bolivian bemedalled Colonel announced. "I shall get Max Stiffard on the case pronto. And the Fancini fellow."
"Oh bollocks," said the scruffy Compo lookalike in the leather coat. "I've lost me fookin' pork pie hat again and me thumb's throbbin'."
As for Jennifer Aniston getting her kit off - we insist that you can't have too much of a good thing.
More as we get it.