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Sunday, 5 September 2010

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Blake dipped Leighton's pantiliners in vodka (vodca).

HOLLYWOOD - The two stars of the Gossip Girls Leighton Meester and Blake Lively have been at each others throats for some time now, but now, it has really gotten a whole lot serious.

An inside source reveals that Blake reportedly put crazy glue in Leighton's bottle of toe nail polish. Luckily for Leighton she noticed the smell of crazy glue before she applied the polish to her toes.

Leighton then turned around and dipped Blake's pantiliners in vodka which Blake would not have been able to smell but would have most certainly started screaming when the alcohol rubbed her hooha and burned like a mofo'er.

One of the producers of the show met with both girls and told them that they needed to start acting their age and not like some grade school spoiled brats.

Both girls turned on the producer and he ended up quitting.

Another inside source said that she actually witnessed Blake and Leighton get into a rack scratching tussle. She noted that both girls ended up with very unsightly marks on all four of their hooters that even television makeup will not be able to cover up.

The other stars of Gossip Girl are starting to get worried because they fear collateral damage from the celeb terroristic shenanigans that are going on between the two supposedly civilized (gals).

Co-star Taylor Momsen said that if both Blake and Leighton do not stop their grade school childish antics she is going to personally kick both of their butts from Hollywood all the way down to Tijuana.

Another co-star Chace Crawford said the way things are going the two prima donna/divas will probably end up in the same category with Mel "From Hell" Gibson and Naomi "The Queen of Mean" Campbell.

In other news. Madonna in keeping with her personality has told her agent that she wants to star in a vampire movie.

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