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Sunday, 5 September 2010

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Saying that she is tired of being treated like a child, Miley Cyrus began dancing at a private party last night and stripped down to her bra and a thong, according to those who were at the party.

Apparently realizing that the person throwing the party was very anxious that no photographers were there and thus for, no photos have appeared or we would have seen them by now.

"Yeah, she was showing what she had", stated one source who asked not to be named.

"Don't squeal on me or I'll never be asked to another party. But Miley had planned to do this in advance because she came in with a determined look on her face, just saying hello to the party giver."

According to the source, a little ways into the second dance after she got there, a Miley Cyrus upbeat song, Miley picked up an artificial banana and began to ad lib. Then she started shedding clothes.

Miley finally came out to where a couple of reporters were standing and told them her story.

"I'm tired of being considered a kid. Hannah Montana is dead. I've missed some good parts in movies and on television because of that kid, Hannah Montana. I want a chance to be an adult in a serious movie but I'm not getting offers."

Miley then stated that she also had fun but would not go nude in a magazine or on the net.

"That's cheap. That's what I don't want. 'Little Girl Poses Nude' crap. I want someone to take a chance on me in a drama and as an adult. Maybe tonight's controlled appearance will help me do that."

At that time reporters heard the squeals of young ladies and cries of "There's Hannah Montana!" as Miley fled back into the house.

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