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Sunday, 5 September 2010

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Go Justin!

Following a near hairdressing catastrophe involving a collapsed fringe and a penchant for older, sexier women, Canadian born teen heart throb, Justin Bieber today announced that his fringe is expected to make a full recovery.

Concerns were raised in Hollywood hairdressing circles that perhaps Justin's fringe would go the same way as the late, much lamented John Lennon's, whose famous fringe turned out to be a bit ginger.

"It's hard to imagine John Lennon being a ginger nut," Buffty Ginslinger explained. "But even though he looked like he had dark hair, there was definitely a bit of ginger in it, and he had terrible trouble controlling his fringe. I would imagine that young Justin faces a similar battle. If he loses control of that fringe, he's had it. Everybody at SEN hopes he'll pull through and get through this trial."

Failed reality TV star and one time partner of the plastic breasted page three girl, Jordan, Peter Andre said that frankly he didn't give a flying fuck.

Allegedly.

Of course, we think it's all bollocks anyway. We don't give a shit whether Justin has a hard on for Kim Kardashian or not. That's his business.

More as we get it.

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