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Saturday, 4 September 2010

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As Big Brother exits the house for the last time ever a phenomenon in organised block voting should be recognised.

This story is so explosive that it must be handed over to Skoob Entertainment News for detailed investigation.

Even the ConDem coalition has noticed, that the Twittertweenie Army following JJJ (Grosie Josie and Skippy Parton) have block voted to remove any resistance to their long chosen winner.

Clegg is amazed, Cameron confused, as to how these thousands of schoolgirls have taken over Big Brother and destroyed any opposition to the eventual winner Josie Gibson. Did she deserve to win? The Twittertweenies say yes, others cry foul.

Davina is happy and pleased but spare a thought for poor Nadia, winner of Big Brother 5, humiliated and treated like a leper on UK Channel 4.

Heaven help us all if the Twitter and Facebook mobs ever harness this power in a UK election. Media watchers, stay concentrated and aware of the threat. It is real.

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