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Saturday, 4 September 2010

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Do I Look Like Justin Bieber? - Not Exactly, But Don't Worry About It.

Terrible news just in from SEN's Buffty Ginslinger - apparently Canadian man/boy Justin Bieber - who likes having his picture taken alongside older, sexy women, like Kim Kardashian - had a hair wash disaster last night.

Buffty relates that Justin had a shower and shampooed his head but couldn't do a thing with his fringe.

"It was all sticky out and not at all cool," Ginslinger told us from his central London watering hole. "But I suppose that's the price you pay for fame. There's not a great deal you can do with an uncontrollable fringe. It must be hell for the lad - especially when he's trying to impress a babe like Kimmy."

When confronted by our SEN reporter, Kim Kardashian denied that her nubile nymphette figure clad in a diaphenous night dress could have in any way affected Justin's fringe.

"The area where I usually have an effect on the male of the species tends to be a little more south than the fringe," she allegedly said.

We weren't quite sure what she was alluding to either.

More confusion as we get it.

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