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Topics: Lady Gaga, Vuvuzelas

Friday, 3 September 2010

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Is that a Vuvuzela in your pocket or an engorged penis?

As authorities across the globe attempt to stem the seemingly endless wave of vuvuzelas making their way into the homes and hands of sports fanatics and other children, they have recently met with some success, thanks to an undercover operation involving police and governing bodies of sporting events, who want them banned.

The undercover officers, posing as vuvuzela smugglers discovered a widespread network of music industry officials trying to undermine sporting events, so they could use sporting stadiums for concerts instead and cash in, ker-ching.

Leading music celebrities like Lady Gaga and George Michael have not only been behind the organising of vuvuzela smuggling, but have been smuggling them personally as well.

Allegedly, Lady Gaga has one permanently in her jock strap, just in case and that big fat spliff that George Michael has been seen toking on while wandering around the toilets of Hampstead Heath, was nothing more than a hand painted, two foot long plastic horn, made to look like a Camberwell Carrot.

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