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Wednesday, 1 September 2010

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The Hotel Mrs. Jean Lafitte, where Bullock and her little "Cajun Cookie" stayed when she visited 'The Big Easy.

NEW ORLEANS - The Academy Award winner for Best Actress Sandra Bullock was in the city they call "The Big Easy."

And although Sandy now appears to be over her depression at having been cheated on by her low-life, inbred "Hey Y'all Is The Carnival In Town?" ex-husband "Messy" Jesse James she seems to have developed a touch of the same affliction that Dr. Laura "I Can Say The 'N' Word All I Want" Schlessinger has.

Bullock, who is a very well liked individual who has become the Julia Roberts of the 2010s, needs to maybe think before she speaks or else she is destined to be lumped in with the likes of losers like Dr. LaLa, Mel "From Hell" Gibson, the former singer known as Madonna, Ann "Giddy Up" Coulter, and Joan "The Bone" Rivers.

Perhaps SanBull just does not realize that calling Louis Bardo, her newly adopted black little boy a little 'Cajun cookie' is not necessarily cute. Bullock even noted that she named Louis after the famed Bourbon Street trumpet player Louis "Satchmo" Armstrong.

Bullock plans on adopting another child and says she will refer to the next one as her little 'Creole cracker.'

Well, if the baby is white then she can name him Glenn Beck Bullock after the 'Nazi-loving' political commentator and the man who is second to Jesse James in terms of ownership of various Nazi memorabilia.

Bullock is a good, kind-hearted, caring girl. Yes Jesse told Bill O'Reilly that he dumped her because she was flat-chested, and yes he told Sean Hannity that he dumped her because she can't cook, and yes he even told Rush Limbaugh that he dumped her because she did not want to get a tattoo with his name on her vagina.

But that does not make her a bad, uncooperative wife. It does not make her an evil woman, and it definitely does not make her a wandering Salem witch as Ann Coulter has called her.

SIDENOTE: A very close friend of Bullock's has confessed that Sandra plans on traveling to Paris next year and adopting a little Parisian boy. She will no doubt call him her little 'French Fry.'

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