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Wednesday, 1 September 2010

image for Lady Gaga surgically altered to become downloadable Tamagotchi style app' for smart phones.
Lady Gaga showing the media around her new home.

Lucky ticket holders to Lady Gaga's recent gig in the US, were treated to the performance of a brand new song and be the first to hear the shock announcement that all of her fans would have the chance to get a piece of their idol, quite literally.

In a bold and futuristic move, the bonkers songstress has ploughed billions of her wealth into creating an online and android based living space where she will be directly uploaded to and live out the rest of her days, which could be forever.

Each one of her followers will then be able to download the, quite literally, Gaga application and have a little Lady Gaga of their very own to own and look after.

Lady Gaga unveiled the latest monstrous scheme along with her Monster Ball world tour, having also begun performing a track entitled You and I, which accompanies each download of her Tamagotchi self to your smart phone, where you will be able to see her perform and live her virtual life like in a miniature Big Brother House with only one occupant.

It's going be access all areas too, the living room, the kitchen, the bedroom and yes, the water closet, although the app' does come with a warning, in the small print.

Subscribers will have to empty the Gaga garbage along with the potty princess's port-a-potty, periodically from the bottom of your phone.

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