WASSILLA, AK - Bristol Palin, daughter of Sarah Palin, announced today that she would be appearing as a contestant on next season's America's Got Talent.
Ms. Palin did not say what her talent-act will be, although rumors abound:
EKKK! Online reports that she will be shooting ping-pong balls out of her cooter, while playing the violin.
TNZ has reported that she will be milking a moose using just her toes.
Peeeps reports that Bristol will be giving birth to triplets on-stage while singing The Star Spangled Banner.
And, finally, Gaydar Online reports that Palin will be coming-out, confessing to her long-standing torrid love-affair with Lynn Cheney, while simultaneously juggling human testicles.