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Thursday, 2 September 2010

WASSILLA, AK - Bristol Palin, daughter of Sarah Palin, announced today that she would be appearing as a contestant on next season's America's Got Talent.

Ms. Palin did not say what her talent-act will be, although rumors abound:

EKKK! Online reports that she will be shooting ping-pong balls out of her cooter, while playing the violin.

TNZ has reported that she will be milking a moose using just her toes.

Peeeps reports that Bristol will be giving birth to triplets on-stage while singing The Star Spangled Banner.

And, finally, Gaydar Online reports that Palin will be coming-out, confessing to her long-standing torrid love-affair with Lynn Cheney, while simultaneously juggling human testicles.

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