Big Brother fans are today preparing to queue up from midnight in order to get their hands on the latest release.
In order to continue sharing their love with the viewing public, John James Parton and Josie Gibson decided to record their first intimate session and allow their fans the chance to purchase a genuine historical moment.
A ninja dressed source who wishes to remain anonymous made this statement;
"Yeah John and Jose asked me to film them cos' I'm dead good with a camera. They were at it for ages, even I was knackered by the morning"
The DVD - a whole 10 hours long is split into 5 minute 'scenes' and is said to feature such positions as the deckchair, the car, and of course the typewriter. We have however been advised that a lot of 'under the dooner' action was included.
Us here at Spoof have been allowed a sneaky peek and got rather flustered upon hearing the infamous line by John James "Just put it in and go slow".
A warning label on the cover advises that the DVD becomes incredibly loud at many points and as such could result in waking neighbours if viewed at night.
So make sure you purchase your own imaginatively titled copy of Randy Mare - The Dirty Whore Files. Avaliable in no good stores.
(Just in case anyone doesn't quite get it - this is a joke - there is no DVD - well not available for purchase anyway ;-P )