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Tuesday, 31 August 2010

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Wills yous, Marys Baleses, takeses mees to bees yours husbandses

Is Mary Bale already planning a trip down the aisle with her boyfriend Officer Charlie Dibble?

If today's Gossip Item is to be believed-and really, why not?-the answer is yes.

According to a source, who no doubt has intimate knowledge of all of the alleged batty cat hating couples plans, Dibble will wed his feline flinging soul mate early next year, once all the media hoopla has died down over his betrotheds recent wheelie bin related antics.

Apparently it was a whirlwind romance. They met while she was under police protection and Dibble was one of her assigned protectors. They got to talking, allegedly, and he told her of his own past, as a beat office in the back alleys and the mean streets of New York, the trouble, the filth, THE CATS, oh the cats, he would wail and Mary would sooth him with stories of her own cat binning behaviour.

According to a neighbour, Ms Bale has been head over heels at the prospect of becoming Mary Dibble.

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