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Wednesday, 1 September 2010

There has been a lot of gossip surrounding Jimmy Fallons and actor/singer , Robert Pattinson.

Apparently, despite being married, Fallon is quite jealous of the way women react when Pattinson enters the room. Fallon has become quite upset that he does not receive the same screaming reaction and it's been getting him down.

His wife has said "I'm fed up with having to screaming every time Jimmy walks in the room, just to make him feel better. The neighbours have started complaining."

A source close to Fallon, said that Jimmy has booked himself into have plastic surgery with the order to have the surgeons make him look more like Robert Pattinson.

Robert Pattinson was bemused by the news and is reported to have shrugged and said, "I'm not bothered. "

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