The popular show of raw capitalism "Dragons' Den" is to have a spin off series - with a rather unusual angle. Instead of wannabe investors pitching to the four entrepreneurs for substantial cash in return for equity - a rather more intriguing will be on the table.
Well, we say on the table - but maybe in the closet is more apt. For the four entrepreneurs will be replaced by four bi-curious or repressed homosexuals. A series of gay men and lesbians will then try to woo the ambivalent or repressed foursome with their overtly homosexual offerings - hoping one of the four will want a bit of their company - and more besides. Not so much equity - more sexuity
The big twist in this new version is that the two words dreaded by the current Dragons Den contestants are the ones that the Gay DD players want to hear. For when one of the in the closet Dragons decides they will go out with one of the tempting offers in front of them they declare: "I'm out"