MALIBU BEACH - Spencer Pratt, the soon-to-be ex-husband of Heidi Montag, aka "The Plastic Woman" said that he is still currently shopping around that highly intimate sex tape that he made of him and Heidi.
Pratt said that Heidi calls him everyday and tells him to hurry up and sell the tape because it will sell like hot cakes and make him and her millions of dollars which they will split right down the middle.
Spencer says that he will not share one penny with her. Heidi says that she has already consulted a lawyer who has said that since the sex tape was filmed while the two were married, any sales from said tape will have to be split 50-50.
Pratt countered by saying that his lawyer told him that since he paid for Heidi to have 37 damn cosmetic surgeries they can just about call it an even Steven deal.
Spencer did tell Heidi that he is going to be buying her that stripper's pole that she has been wanting for the past two years.
When told of Spencer's plans Heidi jumped up and down with joy. Joy just happens to be her maid and she (Joy) was extremely happy to hear about the stripper's pole since she is an avowed lesbianite.
In a non-related story. Sarah Palin has reportedly informed her husband Todd that if their former ex-future son-in-law Levi Johnston happens to get elected mayor of Wasilla they will sell their home in Wasilla and move out of town, probably up to Chickaloon.