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Sunday, 29 August 2010

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Young singing sensation Justin Bieber finally underwent tests this morning to see why he suddenly collapsed on stage during rehearsal for the second time in a week, after he admitted that it had happened to help several times before.

The seemingly indestructible Bieber canceled a show scheduled for tonight at the New York State Fair in glorious Syracuse, NY.

"I was just feeling a little weak while I was singing and then suddenly I was seeing double. Weird!"

What the tests revealed is that Bieber has a form of Narcolepsy that causes many people to drift off to sleep in the middle of walking the street, driving a car -which would be really dangerous, or even at a meal.

"They say that I will be able to drive later, as I just got old enough to take my driver's test and was SO looking forward to driving a great car."

Phillip McPherson, one of Bieber's managers who is supposed to take care of Bieber's personal life, says that the two episodes with Bieber lately were the only ones he had known about.

"He never told me about the other episodes. The first time he said he had exhausted himself and I felt he was right. Turns out that it's a disease some people have with their neurological system."

Bieber twittered to his fans that he will be fine.

"I have to take some medicine and try to get my regular sleep. I can still stay up most the night but I must sleep the next 8 hours after that."

"So now all those people who were a little upset because I fell asleep during their interview, will have to cut me some slack. I wasn't bored. I had whats-is-leprosy!"

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