Last night at the Articulate Awards ceremony, held in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogo Wales, there was a surprise win in category of best female improvised awards acceptance speech by none other then Twilight's Kristen Stewart.
Kristen had flown over specially for the occasion during a recent break from filming her new movie, "On The Road. Ms Stewart looked decidly upset on stage as she picked up her award, and just stammered , "Thank you. I , um , had this speech thing, like, all written down, but I, er, kinda lost it, so thanks".
The paper containing the missing speech was found in the ladies toilets by a cleaner, who said it was definiately Kristens' acceptance speech,and had tried to give it to her before she walked onto stage, and thus spare her any embarrassment. The cleaner was then asked to read it out loud to the awaiting members of the press.
" Yes, um, like wow, this is so, um, unexpected and like totally great that a speech of mine was like, so considered to be er, articulate. Robert was just like, so stunned to hear that I got this award thingy. I hope that it will mean that people will like, well I guess, see that there is more to me then Bella"