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Monday, 30 August 2010

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Miley Cyrus reflecting about the times she had with Liam Hemsworth.

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato were sitting by Miley Cyrus' swimming pool and talking about some future collaborative projects that they have in mind.

Miley told the two girls that it has really been a hectic summer for her what with all the talk about lap dances, charges that she wears no underwear, her feud with Taylor Momsen, her feud with LeAnn Rimes, and most recently her breakup with Liam Hemsworth.

Selena turned to her and stated that she sure has been through a lot for a 17-year-old girl. Demi noted that Miley has been through a lot even for a 47-year-old girl like Britney Spears.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Britney is actually only 28, but all the stuff that she has been through certainly has caused her to definitely look 47.]

Miley says that lately the only personal satisfaction she gets is from music; and an occasional two or seven Hostess Twinkies.

She said that she really enjoyed working with Justin Bieber on their hit duet entitled, "Me And Justin Bieber Can Sure Make Some Sweet Sounding Music Together."

Miley said that she just learned that the duet song has just become the biggest selling single in the history of Peruvian music, even outselling Peru's version of the Beatles, Los Muchachos De Machu Picchu.

Another hit song that Miley loves singing is the song which Kara DioGuardi and Kanye West wrote for her, Selena Gomez, and Taylor Swift, "Say Dude, Can I Toot Your Vuvuzela?"

And now Cyrus is thrilled that she will be going into the recording studio and recording a song that one of her favorite singers Rihanna took all the way to the top spot on the Billboard Music Chart.

The song, which she will record with her two best friends Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato is entitled, "I Can Giggle And Wiggle And Fa Shizzle Ma Nizzle."

There is talk that the song could become the new theme song of this season's Dancing With The Stars.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: One song that Miley forgot to mention that she talked about with Ryan Seacrest on his radio show recently is a song that she considers to be one of her best collaborations. The song was recorded with Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato and is entitled, "My Skin Is Just Itching To Be Touched." Heidi Montag and Paris Hilton have both stated that it is their all-time favorite song.]

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