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Saturday, 28 August 2010

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Reginald Kenneth Dwight, otherwise known as Sir Elton John, says that he may well be the father of Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, or Lady Gaga!

Apparently when John was approaching 39 years of age, he was said to be going through the old middle age crisis and wanted a child to follow him, stated a source who has known John for years.

"He kept everything quiet and donated sperm to two different clinics, on in the United States and one in England

Recently at a party there was a lot of talk about Lady Gaga and Elton John became very interested about some of her mannerisms and how much he recognized himself in them.

After getting in contact with the New York clinic, there was a sperm donation to someone that used a false name and that she was apparently told that it was donated from the singer Elton John. However, the worker who had most of the information about the frozen sperm had died in an auto accident.

John is said to have then approached Stefani and told her what he knew.

That was when the DNA tests were performed.

"They both seemed pleased but since the sperm was frozen for so long, the lady had came back for a second try."

Apparently, all the DNA tests has proved is that it only has 25% accuracy, but both Reginald and Stefani have decided that it was close enough.

"The odds are against it but maybe it's true", stated the source. "I know he's taking a LOT of interest in Lady Gaga's career of late."

But a friend of our source stated that she didn't think it was true.

"Just look at how differently they act and dress and put on shows. They are nothing alike!"

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