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Saturday, 28 August 2010

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Vanessa's pet dog, Pee Wee (R), which was given to her by Vice-President Joe Biden.

STUDIO CITY, California - The couple known as VanZac were sitting at a Pizza Hut in Studio City having a pizza that had been run through the garden.

Vanessa (Hudgens) could be heard giggling and Zac (Efron) could be heard saying "Shhhhh, they'll hear you."

The two stars of The High School Musical were sitting so close to each other that if Vanessa had been sitting any closer she would have been sittin on Zac's lap.

Vanessa was feeding Zac pizza slices while Zac was tickling her (fancy) and then Zac would feed her pizza slices while Vanessa was tickling his (fancy).

The two make a great couple and they already know each other better than a lot of couples who have been married for years.

Vanessa knows exactly where Zac likes to be rubbed in order for him to scream out the words "Good golly Miss Molly." And Zac knows exactly where Vanessa likes to be touched in order for her to scream out the phrase, "There! Right there! That's the effen spot, right...there!"

Vanessa will soon begin production on the movie The Beastly 3 Wreck The Prom. Co-starring with Hudgens will be Mary Kate Olsen, Boo Boo Stewart, Nina Dobrev, and Betty White.

In other news. Rumors that Paris Hilton will be starring in the new non-Disney drug themed motion picture 'Snow White and The Seven Crackheads' have been proven to be absolutely false.

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