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Saturday, 28 August 2010

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This is the real Marilyn Monroe, and Paris Hilton looks nothing like the quintessential blonde starlet.

SANTA MONICA BEACH - Ex-con Lindsay Lohan is reportedly furious that once again she has been upstaged by that blonde, socialite, 'do nothing,' bitch, ex-con Paris Hilton (LiLo's words).

Lohan said that every time that she captures the media spotlight little sucky-sucky Paris, the socialite ho has to come along and do something to take it away from her.

In this case she went to Las Vegas and got caught with Peruvian Marching Dust, or Peruvian Marching Powder as it is known on the extreme Left Coast.

Lohan said that there is no doubt in her gorgeous mind that Plaster of Paris, as Lindsay's ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson refers to Hilton, purposely got caught in the possession of the 'nose candy' just for the publicity.

Ronson said that she hates Paris and if Paris thinks that she looks like Marilyn Monroe then she (Ronson) looks exactly like Ryan Seacrest's girlfriend Julianne Hough.

SIDENOTE: Paris has reportedly confided to close friends that her family knows a lot of people in Las Vegas and her chances of doing even 5 minutes of jail time are about as likely as Naomi Campbell changing her mean bitch ass ways and becoming a nun.

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