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Friday, 27 August 2010

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Better Order The Pills

If you like Miley Cyrus and want the next job at her new house in Los Angeles, she now has an opening just for you. But you must have the right qualifications!

Since building her dream house and kicking out poor old Liam Hemsworth, Miley is shopping for her next jock or good-dized jockey strap so if you don't qualify, please don't apply for residence.

"The Last Song" that brought Miley and Hemsworth has apparently gone off the air, even though it was "forever" according to Cyrus blog to her fans only two months ago.

Miley has been in Michigan most of this summer filming the romantic comedy "LOL: Laughing Out Loud" with Demi Moore.

So be prepared if you are a candidate.

There will be a new "House Opening" any day now, once she gets a filming break. You might just have time to sent for those enhancement pills.

-Chester Ingraham for UP2.

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