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Friday, 27 August 2010

image for Big boobed Chantelle 'heart aches' for Preston. Doc says, "Boobs too big."
My face is up here, helloooooo

Its all go in the Big Booby Brother house, Nadia has them, Makosi has them and then Chantelle went out and got some too.

But now Chantelle has revealed that she regrets having a boob job after she got divorced from Preston. She was heard to say "I like the shape of them, but I don't like the size of them."

A top doc has said that due to Chantelles diminutive frame, the boobs she has bought are not the sort she should have and will only cause problems, like muscle ache and an inability in men to look her in the eye.

Just the other day the Paris looky likey said "My heart aches for Preston" The doctor suggested that the ache probably had less to do with her feelings regarding a town in the north of England and is more likely strain from carrying around her shop bought mahoosive melons.

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