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Wednesday, 25 August 2010

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"Call Me Jeremy!"

Actor Brad Pitt went on another rant yesterday while being interviewed and had nothing good to say about anyone or anything.

"You're all a bunch of buzzards! Looking for actors to report us whenever we take a piss!" is how it began, stated reporter Chester Ingraham. Then it got worse.

"I would consider the death penalty for those idiots that messed up our Gulf waters. That's right."

The Hollywood actor repeated that he would certainly consider the death penalty for those to blame for the ruptured well that gushed millions of gallons of oil into the ocean.

"I've always been against the death penalty, ask anyone who knows me."

Trying to get onto another subject, one reporter asked how things are going with Angelina.

That's when the third rant began!

"Angelina who? The one who likes to rough it in bed? The one who wants to call you "Alice" and "Sherry".

"That was when his face got a purple tinge and we took off...well, actually I took off. This is coward Chester Ingraham for UP2!"

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