Written by Bill Licks
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Tuesday, 24 August 2010

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No more Big Brother.... Please

Ex Big Brother housemate and ex human being, Jade Goody has returned to the Big Brother house for the ultimate showdown against other former Big Brother housemates.

Goody turned up to the show in an urn and was then catapulted over the garden wall into the Big Brother house where she was caught by Portuguese shemale Nadia.

She was then placed on a shelf in the kitchen between a bag of sugar and a packet of Weetabix and immediately caused controversy by being confused with a jar of ground coffee and was spat all over the floor by an angry John McCririck.

Bookmakers William Hill believe Goody will be the first to leave either by eviction or by being sucked up in a vaccum cleaner and thrown out with the trash.

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