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Sunday, 22 August 2010

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Hold On Buffty - We're On Our way!

Blonde haired British diva, Pixie Lott yesterday denied ever having met Skoob Entertainment News's top showbiz correspondent, Buffty Ginslinger.

When approached by paparazzi as she went down to Sainsbury's to buy a leg of lamb for the traditional Sunday roast - in a big black limousine, Miss Lott said that she had never heard of Buffty Ginslinger.

"Who?" she said. "Biffy Whatslinger? I never heard of him. To be sure. And I never, and let me stress this - never met him in a Soho watering hole at 11am as he smoked Consulate menthol cigarettes in flagrant violation of the smoking ban. So there."

Cheryl Cole, out of the X-Factor was reportedly furious - not so much by this earth shattering revelation, but more by the fact that she was awoken from her slumbers by some raucous snoring, which had nothing to do with Ashley Cole. Or Derek Hough.

Probably a dog. Or something similar which snores loudly.

Speaking exclusively to SEN, our top showbiz correspondent, Buffty Ginslinger, wearing his fedora all crooked after a heavy night on the Soho tiles, and smoking a huge Havana cigar, in blatant violation of the smoking ban, along with his entourage of a scar faced Turkish pimp, a Latvian pole dancer, a clapped out hooker, and a homeless man from Londonderry - told us:

"I'm going home to bed now. Pixie's a sweet girl and all that, but she really needs to get her bloody priorities in order and not forget who put her on the ladder to stardom."

At which point, Buffty walked into a pillar and knocked himself spark out.

He wasn't bleeding much, but he probably will be when Mrs Ginslinger gets hold of him.

More when the ambulance comes.

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