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Sunday, 22 August 2010

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Hollywood - Unconfirmed reports are flooding in with the shock news that wholesome Texan Disney girl next door, Selena Gomez, went to bed in the early hours of this morning with Twilight hunks, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner.

Skoob Entertainment News heard through thoroughly dubious sources, that Selena woke up in the early hours, bursting for a pee, and feeling a little peckish.

We were told that Miss Gomez first took care of nature's call, and then went downstairs to the refrigerator, and nibbled on a sausage roll.

Then. at some undisclosed juncture, she decided to take Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner to bed. Literally.

In DVD format.

A spokesperson told SEN that Selena is a big fan of the Twilight movies, and that she sometimes plays them on a portable DVD player as she lies in bed having difficulty sleeping.

Apparently, Selena really likes the vampire baseball game scene in the original Twilight movie (although nobody can figure out for the life of them why) and takes great comfort in that scene, and the one where Robert Pattinson sexily seduces Kristen Stewart. It appears that this high drama is very sleep inducing.

Another unreliable source indicated that Miley Cyrus may well have had her nose put seriously out of joint by this totally unfounded revelation, and that if she was ever aware of this utterly unfounded state of affairs, may well have claimed that watching the original Twilight movie in bed on a portable DVD player was her idea all along.

And that she probably, like, you know, like, wouldn't have been able to shut the fuck up about it until some hillbilly came along and nailed her mouth shut. With a nail gun.

We live in hope.

More as we get it.

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