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Sunday, 22 August 2010

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Bill O'Reilly (R) shown during his college days at Marist College...Marist College? (Photo courtesy of Barney Frank).

LOS ANGELES - Last week Fox Network commentator Bill O'Reilly said that Jennifer Aniston is wrong for thinking that a woman can raise a child without a father figure.

Aniston basically told O'Reilly that he needs to mind his own friggin business. She then shook her head and said that she is afraid that Billy boy's receding hairline is also causing his brain to recede as well.

Jennifer said that O'Reilly looks like the type of man that one would see on the street asking for a dollar.

And now the pontificating prince of punditry is at it again. Now King Bill, or Queen Bill as Vice-President Joe Biden refers to him has said that he feels that the photo shoot which appeared in Elle Magazine between Kim Kardashian, who is 29, and 16-year-old Justin Bieber is totally wrong.

Kim Kardashian remarked that Bill seems to be getting more and more effeminate in his old age. Justin Bieber said that O'Reilly needs to retire and go sit on some porch with that other grouchy old has-been Lou "The Cabbage Patch Doll" Dobbs.

O'Reilly asked that what 16-year-old boy would want to be photographed with a 29-year-old woman.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: From where I'm sitting I would say that millions and million and millions of 16-year-old boys would Billy boy. And Mr. O'Reilly let me ask you something you old, stick-in-the-mud archaic geezer. Are you stupid, do you just act stupid, or where you just born stupid? Have you not heard of Benjamin Braddock and Mrs. Robinson? There isn't a red-blooded 16-year-old American boy who would not like to rub up against the big butted Kim Kardashian. So Billy, I guess when you were 16, you must have just preferred playing with your little two-inch winky because it is written all over your ugly ass, prudish face you evil grinning piece of sheep shit.]

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