United nations secretary general Wan Ki Goon is very much pissed off after being misquoted on the spoof regarding his Pakistani disaster fund appeal. The little foreign git is furious and fully intends to sue the spoof for fifty million dollars to supplement his over-generous pension,due when his term of office is over.
Rumours that Butcher Blair is next in line for the job are completely unfounded and probably put about by some irresponsible spoof writer.
When asked about the possibility of his taking the job Blair retorted disdainfully. "They couldn't pay me enough to take that thankless bloody job, so go ask Brenda Brown because he seems to be in need of gainful employment.
Asked if he intended to donate the proceeds of his next book to a needful cause in another attempt to gain respectability he grinned and answered. "Absolutely, the wife's food and drink bill.
It must be simply awful being so reviled, but he's in very good company...Hitler, Stalin, Mao and George W. Bush.
Blair was overheard to say the world was a much safer place when Saddam was in power because he kept the bastards in line. At least he got that one right, as most intelligent persons will agree.