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Saturday, 21 August 2010

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It's tough being in the celebrity eye. One has to resort to all sorts of capers and shenanigans just to get a few minutes of air-time. Sister teams particularly find it hard to stay in the spotlight. No sooner had Lindsay Lohan started her incarceration when Kourtney Kardashian stole the limelight with her Best Hairless Pussy.

At the annual Hairless Pussy contest held here in Vegas, the feline fur was flying. Top entrants Lindsay and Ali were beaten by the Kardashian sibs -thanks to Kourtney's Canadian hairless.

Judges who fondled the hairless entrants, stroking and cuddling them, unanimously declared Kourtney's Hairless Pussy the winner:

"It's warm to the touch and soft as peach-skin. You just want to keep on stroking it. We particularly loved the natural skin-tone".

"Not" said an angry Lindsay. "I've stroked her Hairless Pussy and found it truly wanting. Besides it's not a true Hairless, its got peach fuzz. Now check out our Hairless Pussies and you will see what I mean'

Judges refused to get pulled into the feline furor. Kitty Mee-Ya-Ao head of the panel said:

"We took our time making our decision. No matter how many Hairless Pussies we fondled we found ourselves always coming coming back to Kourtney. Kourtney's Hairless Pussy won hands down".

Kourtney squealed with delight and said she would use the cash to get herself a new nose job.

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