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Saturday, 21 August 2010

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Heidi Montag's hair is the one area that she has not had surgically enhanced.

UNIVERSAL CITY, California - Spencer Pratt, who was married to Heidi Montag for 15 months, has announced that he is shopping around a sex tape that he made of himself and his then wife Heidi "The Plastic Woman" Montag.

Pratt said that the tape is one of the best sex tapes that he had ever seen and it was actually filmed before Heidi had her 37 or so plastic surgeries.

He did say that there are some sags and droops on Heidi's body which clearly show up in the video but that they are natural sags and droops that one will find on any 23-year-old woman.

When asked if the tape will be sold through the Internet Spencer said that he believes it will and he also thinks that there is a very good chance that it may even be sold in about 8,000 Starbucks Coffeehouses throughout the United States, Canada, and Mexico.

Pratt did not want to give away too much of the tape but he did say that the viewer will not be disappointed in the least as there are a lot of shots of tata's, booty, and some unbelievably graphic close ups of crotch cookies.

Spencer did say that at first Heidi was trying to seek an injunction to prevent the tape from being distributed, but he added that the last time he spoke with her he offered her a 50-50 cut and she asked him "Wow! Were the hell do I effen sign Spency?"

SIDENOTE: Heidi reportedly told Spencer that with her half of the tape sales she is going to get at least six or seven more plastic surgeries done. She smiled and said that she would like to get about three 'courtesy' stitches put in on her pink palace aka the happy valley.

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