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Friday, 20 August 2010

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The police in Memphis, Tennessee received their nightly call from Lisa Marie Presley when she's not on the road.

"She calls us every single night she's at the family home there at Graceland, saying she just saw a ghost of Lisa Marie Presley", stated Lt. John Hancock.

"We sent people over there a couple of times but mostly they have covered up all the mirrors and came back. I think that lately she has covered her own mirrors because all we do is talk to her."

However, Lisa Marie herself told our reporter she would talk to him so we sent Tooter Day.

"Lisa was friendly and stated that she was alright during the daytime but she has trouble at night."

Does she ever see Elvis?

"Just the one time when he was shooting at Michael Jackson and his monkey."

"The only other thing she stated is that she thinks she may have finally figured it out. That's why she wanted to talk to a reporter.

She now believes that she had a twin sister like Elvis had a twin brother, and that is who she is seeing."

"So she won't be calling the police now?"

"Yes, she believes that Teresa Marie died right after the two of them were born."

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