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Thursday, 19 August 2010

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Miley Cyrus writing a song called "Me and Justin Bieber Can Sure Make Some Sweet Sounding Music Together."

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Teen singing sensation and all around publicity queen Miley Cyrus is literally fit to be tied, but not in a perverted way.

It seems that Miley's daddy, former 90s singer Billy Ray Cyrus is upset that every time he calls up to talk to his daughter his call goes direct to voice mail.

Billy emailed Miley and told her that he has decided that he will be taking her cell phone away for one week so that she can see that when her daddy calls she had better take that call.

Papa Cyrus said angrily, "She can let her calls from Selena (Gomez) or Demi (Lovato) or even that little fella from Canada Justin (Bieber) go direct to voice mail, but my little girl had better answer when her daddy who bought her her first guitar, microphone, high heels, fishnet stockings, and skin colored underwear calls her."

When Miley was asked what she thought about her father making such a fuss about her cell phone she replied, "Looky here. That's my daddy the former singer Billy Ray Cyrus. And if he thinks that I am misbehaving then he has the right to take away my cell phone. But let me just clear up one thing. He did not buy my first pair of skin colored underwear. Those were given to me as a gift by Adam Shankman - you know the gay producer who is also one of the judges on the reality dance show So You Think You Can Dance."

Miley then winked and whispered that she has seven other cell phones that she can use...but that she probably won't.

SIDENOTE: Miley who is presently working on her next single entitled "Like I Said Earlier, I Can't Be Tamed, So Forget About Asking Me To Take Off My Shorts Okay?" said that she will make it a point to answer her cell phone anytime that she sees that the call is from her daddy.

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