ANAHEIM - Cheryl Cole and her boyfriend Derek Hough spent an afternoon at Disneyland and had a great time.
The gorgeously sexy looking Cheryl remarked at how many different attractions the amusement park had. A little six-year-old fan went up to her and asked if she could have her autograph. Chery bent down to sign her autograph book.
And as she bent down, suddenly from behind an avocado bush, one of the amusement park's character employees (Goofy) jumped out and goosed Miss Cole.
Chezza, as she is known, screamed and Derek immediately took off running after Goofy. He was not able to catch him but he gave the park's security guards an excellent description.
Hough told the amusement park's head of security Cameron Foxchase that the culprit was dressed like a weird-looking tall dog with big floppy ears, two teeth, a big black nose, and his tongue was sticking out about five inches.
Derek was shown four photographs before he decided that the guilty party was in fact a Disney character known by the name of Goofy.
Mr. Foxchase said that it was not the first time that they'd had complaints about one Mr. Goofy. He said that last week Richard Simmons had complained that Goofy goosed him a total of six times before he finally decided to stop.
Cheryl Cole was asked if she would like to go into an amusement park dressing room and remove her Daisy Duke short shorts so that park officials could gather some DNA to help in their apprehension and subsequent arrest of Goofy.
Chezza blushed and she whispered something to Derek. Hough asked her if she was sure.
Derek then told Mr. Foxchase that his girlfriend had decided to just drop the whole matter. When asked why, Cole replied because she really did not need to hear the fact that she had been goosed by a big, dumb, stupid, dog at Disneyland and see it plastered all over the Internet.
She said that she just wanted to forget about it and be done with it. Mr. Foxchase gave her two free coupons for the park's popular Diet Wieners-on-a-Stick.
SIDENOTE: Cheryl Cole did make Mr. Foxchase sign a legal paper stating that he would never reveal the incident to anyone. Mr. Foxchase promised and the happy couple left to go visit The La Brea Tar Pits.