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Thursday, 19 August 2010

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Fantasia on the right and an unidentifed friend going to shop at Sam's Warehouse.

HIGH POINT, North Carolina - VH1 has decided to cancel Fantasia Barrino's reality show after just one season.

The producer of Fantasia For Real, Dexter Pettyjohn, said that last week Miss Barrino got just a little bit to real with her suicide attempt.

He said that the film crew did not film that particular incident because they had all gone down to get some fried chicken at Chicken Charlies Chicken Shack Diner.

When Pettyjohn was asked what had caused Miss Barrino to snap like that he just shook his head and said that she had been dating a married man and the man's wife filed for divorce naming her as the other woman.

He noted that Miss Barrino cannot stand not being number one. She exploded and said that she was number one and that her boyfriend's wife was number two.

When told that it just does not work that way by her live in nanny/maid/cook Marvaleen LaTundra Rabbityard Fantasia went berserk.

Miss Rabbityard said that at first Fanny, as she calls her merely broke about 16 dishes, cups, and saucers. She then kicked a 4-slice toaster from the kitchen into the living room. She then grabbed her pet cat, Taffeta and started to twirl it around like a baton but luckily Rabbityard managed to take Taffeta away from her before she lost too much hair.

And then Fantasia ran off and hid underneath her bed. Miss Rabbityard felt that she would just fall asleep like she had done dozens of times before.

But when she checked on her she was as white as Nicole Kidman...ah make that Lindsay Lohan...no make it Halle Berry.

Luckily EMS arrived in time and pumped her stomach. They found 47 Flintstone vitamins, 23 Alka Seltzers, 7 M&Ms, and 7 ounces of Bud Light Lime.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: And so now Fantasia is out of the hospital and carrying on with the same boyfriend just like nothing ever happened. She needs to get herself a new reality show; 'The New Fantasia Show - Nerve, Gall, and Utter Bullshit From One Lucky Ass Bitch.']

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