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Wednesday, 18 August 2010

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There's a new book out, "Angelina" that is supposed to be a biography of Angelina Jolie's troubled past, that has her shaken so badly that she may wind up once again in a mental institution, according to reports from several tabloids.

In "Angelina", author Andrew Morton claimed Angelina was so suicidal at one point that she hired a hit man to kill her because she was too afraid to do it for herself.

All this coming out and the fact that she and Brad Pitt are having troubles has Jolie thinking about bad times, just as she is hitting her stride as an actress.

Like several other Hollywood stars the sex and drug thing hit Jolie after a youth of being manipulated by her mother who died a few years ago.

After attending the mental institution in 2000, where she had admitted to cutting herself during her teen years, Jolie married Billy Bob Thornton within a few weeks of leaving the institute.

Several of her friends claim that that was like hopping out of the frying pan into the fire.

"Billy Bob Thorton has his own problems", stated a friend of Jolie. "But Jolie has been doing really well the past few years with Brad."

Brad Pitt however, hasn't been supportive of his wife as usual, because of being shocked by what was in the biography.

"This explains why she wanted to call our one child Barbecue", stated Pitt.

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