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Wednesday, 18 August 2010

image for Post-cancer treatment Michael Douglas says "Gordon Gekko will sound like Alvin the Chipmunk"

Gordon Gekko the symbol of corporate greed is back when the sequel to "Wall Street" hits theaters next month.

But the man who so realistically portrayed the human personification of greed is facing another challenge.

65-year old Michael Douglas who has been diagnosed with throat cancer is to undergo an eight-week radiation and chemotherapy session hoping to cure the cancer.

Doctors have said that this treatment is known to affect the larynx which means Douglas could lose his voice. Which means Gordon Gekko could end up sounding like Alvin the Chipmunk

Douglas snarled at reporters who attempted to get a statement from him. Refusing any comment he threatened:

"When I get a hold of the son of a bitch who leaked this, I'm gonna tear his eyeballs out and I'm gonna suck his fucking skull."

He, however, had only positive words for Wall Street corrupt honchos encouraging them to do business as usual ending with his famous a rah-rah cheer:

"Greed is good"

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