HOLLYWOOD - One of the most beautiful models to ever grace the pages of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issues, Brooklyn Decker, will be appearing with Zac Efron in Staccato Monteverdi's The Multiple Organists.
The film which is based on the novel The Orgasmic Orchestra by Rita Carmelita Soapweed will be filmed on location in Buenos Aires, Argentina; Dubai, India; and Osaka, Japan.
Decker will portray the part of Argentine Tango dancer Greta Lupita Dip de Queso, who in 2001 in Buenos Aires, won the world Argentine Tango Partners Competition while dancing by herself.
Dip de Queso was so fast that the judges could hardly tell that she was all by herself on the dance floor. In fact, one of the people in the audience had a radar gun and actually clocked Dip de Queso dancing at 179 miles per hour.
The judges could not believe it. But when they viewed the playback tape they saw that she had in fact danced by herself and not missed a single step.
The Chinese judge Wing Sing Wing Stop wanted to disqualify Miss Dip de Queso. But the Portuguese judge Juan Jose Cilantro and the English judge Sir Reginald Guildenshire, III, out voted him.
Wing Stop said that he was going to file a letter of protest with the World Dance Federation based in Berlin, Germany. Juan Jose kicked him in the stomach and Sir Reginald took off Wing Stops Nike's and stomped on his barefeet about eight times.
Wing Stop immediately dropped his stupid idea of filing a letter of protest.
The film follows Dip de Queso, who was also an excellent organist, as she journeys from her impoverished home in Las Tortillas, Argentina to the music halls of Dubai where she becomes one of the top organists in the Dubai Symphony Orchestra.
She soon falls in love with fellow organ player Raja Moosharaja, played by Zac Efron and the two, after a fun-filled rollick in a countryside haystack become engaged.
Without giving away too much of the story. Dip de Queso becomes pregnant and the happy couple moves to Osaka, Japan, where they both go to work at a chopstick factory.
Greta Lupita soon fulfills her life long dream and opens up a dance studio which she names after her husband, The Mr. Big Wiener Dance Studio.
Raja joins the Osaka Symphony Orchestra and is quickly voted the sexiest member of the orchestra which means that he will receive a salary increase of $30 a week.
SIDENOTE: The film's nude seen between Raja and Fujita Yoshi played by famous Japanese actress Kusumi Nakamichi had to be filmed a total of 17 times because Kusumi kept giggling every time that Efron touched her sensitive little titties.