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Tuesday, 17 August 2010

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mr. zsa zsa getting ready to renew marriage vows

On her deathbed: 108-yr old Zsa Zsa has decided to take advantage of her time in hospital by renewing her marriage 'wows' with 'Vats-his-name'.

With a priest by her side administering extreme unction, a boa-clad Zsa Zsa figured it would be a waste of time and money not to have her priest multi-task.

Hospital staff deciding to humor her said "She's so broke she wants to squeeze every last nickel out of her dollar since she can't take it with her when she goes".

Slipping in and out of consciousness Zsa Zsa who gave her age as 65 managed to find a lucid moment to update reporters:

"Daahlinks, everybody knows Zsa Zsa vill be around for a long time. So don't write me off yet."

Outside her hotel room out-of-work animal activists carrying placards that read "Zsa Zsa animal-killer", protested against her continued wearing of animal fur and feather boas.

With a million drugs coursing through her body, a waxworks Zsa Zsa maintained her sense of humor:

"Dahlink - dose people out dere are so gauche ...so unkulturny...everybody knows feathers come from pillows"

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