Written by Abel Rodriguez
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Monday, 16 August 2010

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A little baby rat which Taylor gave to Oksana and which she immediately named Mel.

RANCHO CUCAMONGA, California - Taylor Lautner, aka Jacob Black in The Twilight Saga series, was seen dining with Mel Gibson's ex-future wife Oksana Grigorieva, at one of the fanciest Russian Restaurants in Rancho Cucamonga.

The happy couple was flirting at their table in the ritzy eatery The Sauerkrauted Braised Pheasant Russian Restaurant on Effen Street.

Lautner was eating Beef Stroganoff with Estouffade Marinated in Quick Chicken Juice and Grigorieva was eating Crab Stew in Ramekins Garnished with Genderless Sturgeon Saliva Glands.

The good-looking couple was washing everything down with a pair of Black Russians.

After their meal as they proceeded to get to their car Taylor was asked if he and Oksana were serious. He paused with a puzzled look on his face and asked, "Serious about what dude?"

"About your relationship?"

Lautner smiled and winked. He whispered to the reporter so that Oksana could not hear him, "Dude, when we arrived at the restaurant and sat in my car waiting for the valet, I managed to get to first base. I hope to get to second base when I pull up into her driveway. Then if I am lucky enough to get invited inside (her house), I will try for third and then hopefully hit a homerun.

So wish me good luck okay?"

"Good luck Taylor. And hit it out of the park dude."

"That's what I want to hear bro. Have a good evening."

SIDENOTE: Judging from neighbors who saw Taylor emerge from Oksana's house early the next morning it does appear that 'Jacob Black' did in fact hit the ball out of the stadium.

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