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Monday, 16 August 2010

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Hot actress Megan Fox, who has recently married boyfriend, Brian Austin Green, has apparently signed a deal to do Transformer 4, which will be released only four months after Transformers 3.

"After signing Megan, which we have been condemned for doing, we got together with Megan and her representative and told them our plans for filming Transformers 4 alongside finishing up Transformers 3", stated film backer Richard Laudry. "I think this is a win/win situation because of all her fans, plus she's made a deal with the company where we signed several of the ladies in Transformers 3."

Apparently, Megan has also signed to do some modeling for Victoria's Secret.

"I have time to do several things that Brian and I have been discussing before showing up for filming so I liked the idea of coming back", Megan reportedly told Laudry.

"She wants this to get out, so it's no secret", stated Laudry. "She's been offered a lot of money by both companies so I don't blame her. Make it while you're young and beautiful. No one may want you later."

"The plot to Transformers 4 has already been written and being fine-tuned. The scripts were being written and rewritten just as soon as Transformers 3 was finished", stated Laudry. "Megan will be doing the commercials for V.S. before we're ready to film so she'll be pretty busy."

"Then we will step in and transform her."

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